Well, of course Canada`s monarchy is illogical. All monarchies are until you consider the alternative, which is to become another blandly logical cookie cutter McCountry where the national ideal is personified in some half bright president who gets lavished with the kind of uncritical fealty that is relatively benigne when directed to a figurehead, but downright dangerous when accorded anyone with real power. Swear undying loyalty to George W. Bush, next thing you know you`re standing in the middle of an Iraqi desert with a garden spade, digging for weapons of mass destruction.