ackb:
Hold up.
The re-election campaign website for the incumbent President of the United States features this splash page. I just can’t wrap my mind around Teh Awesome.
It’s one thing to think it. It’s another thing to say it. It’s another other thing to say it loud. To feature it on your campaign website signals some kind of freakish political reality I’ve been waiting for since I was seven.
As she discovered this, Ackb said:
What! I mean … uh … dhshdsh … I mean … seriously?
To which I replied:
Are we buying him a pizza?
We agreed. We shall buy him several pizzas.
